We know the votes will go your way,' says Day as Doocy. And who's out there every day at CVS asking Black customers if they work here.'

Because who do Arizonans want leading them? Katie Hobbs, who's hiding in a basement? Or me, Kari Lake, who lives right here in this beautiful pool of vaseline. 'And I won't stop fighting until every vote is counted and then some votes are taken away. 'I am 100 percent confident that I am going to win this election,' Strong says. When the hosts break away to read off new numbers coming in, Strong's Lake changes her tune based on whether or not they're in her favor. 'And it's my belief that the election is rigged and the results should be thrown out.' 'That is because the Maricopa County officials are incompetent,' Strong says. Want a daily wrap-up of all the news and commentary Salon has to offer? Subscribe to our morning newsletter, Crash Course. 'You and your opponent are currently neck and neck.' 'Now, Kari, this seemed like a race you'd easily win, yet it's been a real nailbiter,' says Heidi Gardner as Fox host Ainsley Earhardt. 'Even though my camera filter makes it look like I'm in heaven.'

'Hey, my campaign isn't dead yet,' Strong says. 'Thanks for being here during what must be a very stressful time,' says Bowen Yang as Fox host Brian Kilmeade. 'Greeting from Arizona, where the average age and temperature is 95,' Strong says. 'Nearly every candidate Trump backed lost this week, except for one' says SNL's Mikey Day as Fox host, Steve Doocy, kicking it over to Strong as Lake. 'Saturday Night Live' will be trash without Aidy Bryant

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